May 2012
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THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE ME PROPERLY CUM IS TO FUCKING EAT ME OUT
THERE IS NOTHING BETTER IN THE WORLD THAN SOMEONE TAKING THEIR DAMN TIME TO PROPERLY MUNCH ON ME
SO OKAY IF YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME ORGASM, SEE MY LEGS SHAKES UNCONTROLLABLY AND MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE, QUIT COMPLAINING AND FUCKING GET YOUR MOUTH MOVING
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i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking on the telephone i hate talking...
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April 2012
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after will impressed me with the history behind parliament cigarettes, i’ve become semi attached to them. he’s started saving all his empty packs for me after he found out that i use them for shit. so yesterday he cleaned out his car and dropped off probably 20 empty packs for me. i haven’t ripped them up yet, so when my mother came to get the vacuum cleaner from my room this...
i should be working on my final project for my art history class but instead i’m doing naked yoga
proud to say i can put both my legs behind my head and roll around like a pretzel
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can’t spell “jealousy” without “lousy”
what i really need in my life right now is someone who is stable stable stable. i need someone who is willing to let me come over and just sit on their lap while playing with their hair and nuzzling their neck just so i can take a break. i need a fucking break i need to vanish for a little and spend some time with just one person who really actually makes me happy. in this current moment, i just...
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damn it guys i need a sugar daddy, i had a few offers yesterday but like…. sucks not to be legal. as soon as that happens, i’m pretty much going to be an unstoppable motherfucker.
BROKE AND $OBER HELP ME I DON’T WANNA BE THIS WAY ANYMORE
as much as i hate getting up early on the weekends, it has become worth it. i get to teach the 6th graders about jewish history, so i’ve been reading the comic book maus (about the holocaust) and today the rabbi sat in on my class and gave me a really lovely compliment on the lesson. the kids really seem to be enjoying it, or so i’d like to think.
all i want in this moment is a significant other who i can come home with and actually share how fucking excited i am about the contacts i made, how i managed to outsell myself somehow from last year, the speech, oh i just want to tell them how at this very second i’m excited for the future. then i would like to kiss them ecstatically, have them help me remove my nipple tape and perhaps get...
today everyone told me to follow my dreams, and that i would be able to make it. that’s such horseshit, i’m willing to work my ass of and try.
photographer: so where are your glasses from?
lexi: costco
photographer: *to reporter* make sure to include that
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tonight was fucking mint as fuck
i shmoozed, i sold art, i raised money i did good
and here’s the best part, I GOT MY PHOTO TAKEN FOR THE STYLE SECTION IN STUFF MAGAZINE
FUCK ME MAN, JUST FUCK ME
I CAN’T I AM ELATED
not only that, but i also obtained the connect for a potential internship there
i can’t even though i’ve wanted this to happen forever NO I HAVE REALLY...
Anonymous asked: How does it make you feel that I love you like Pudge loves Alaska? The scene where he talks about 'if people were rain' are just perfect for how I feel about you.
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Anonymous asked: The book is called Looking For Alaska, by John Green.
thank god i found the electric tape or else my nipples would be flying all over the place
this was a close call
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Anonymous asked: I wish I could have kissed you, or maybe held your hand. I wish I knew the things to do, because I am so in love with you. I wish I knew the words to say, to make you stay. I wish I could keep you, and kiss you, and there's this terrible feeling in my chest knowing that even if I had you it wouldn't last, and I'd lose the best thing I'd ever get to have.
Anonymous asked: I've been reading this book that's told from the advantage point of a boy in love with this girl who's crazy, beautiful, and impossible not to love. Every time he describes what he feels for her, I imagine myself as him and you as the girl. You're crazy, beautiful, and impossible not to love.
word i just had three hour cat nap and now i feel soooo much better. now i’m going to set up a piece of canvas for juanita and i to do something weird to it, like work on a cool collage from an old art history book that was snagged from the annexed book section. my main project for the night though is spray painting these roses metallic silver and then turning them into a headpiece to match...
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juanita’s talking dirty to her boyfriend on speakerphone
i’m getting pointers guys (she’s talking about being naked under the covers)
who wants to come try out my newly found skills
come talk to me please text me i can’t handle this (the main event is his penis, apparently)
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juice-campbell asked: What's your favorite medium to use as far as art goes?
Anonymous asked: You would never want me, I can't come off anon.
Anonymous asked: I keep writing dear-x letters about you. wat do.
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i’ve been sitting on the ground outside of my friend’s classroom for the past half hour and everyone is looking at me like i’m the biggest sketchy so i’m feeling really awkward also there’s a potted floral plant close to me and i keep sneezing so i feel like everyone thinks i have an awful ailment
also i keep seeing my history teacher who hates me because i have her...
when the zodiac killer started sending in coded letters to be published in the newspapers so people could solve them, one story in particular stands out to me. the first letter was decoded by a high school history teacher and his wife over breakfast. to me, this is the most appealing thing and is the dynamic of a relationship i want to have in the future. there’s nothing lovlier than waking...
today is one of those days where i really want a significant other so i can come over to your place, strip naked, get into your bed, smoke lots of weed and talk about art, like a good girlfriend does. maybe i’d even attempt to make some food if you’re okay good at preventing fires (although i do butter a mean bagel as one of my many talents)
i cannot wait to go to school so i can teach i’m just so excited to learn and then teach
I’m watching this documentary on andy warhol, and it’s so facinating i could listen to people talk about their work all day
art is such a beautiful form of communication that i feel is essential to one’s cultural growth
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