December 2011
the fuck my tits are fucking huge how did this...
LIKE WHAT
i’ve been playing with them ever since i got home
byealmostlover:
so i had this awesome stallion lighter named fernando that i lost last week and then miraculously found the other day but i lost it again yesterday and this time i dont think he’s gunna show up fml
not okay demi, NOT OKAY
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brb sharpening all these left over candy canes into shanks
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“when i was 18 i wanted to fuck on the floor and break shit. when i was 25 i...”
– sylvia plath
there are a few guys i would even consider cuddling with, i’ve found males so unattractive personality/penis wise recently. and just plain growdy.
i hope that this guy i’ve been sleeping with doesn’t care enough to read my personal tumblr because if so that would be super awkward since the only thing we do together is smoke my fucking weed and fuck which i don’t have a...
i really dislike facial hair a lot of the time to be quite honest because it rarely looks good, a lot of guys end up looking like a fail ron jeremy, creepy pedo, fail hipster or they get the notorious pube stache. fuck that pube stache. on the rare occasion facial hair looks good, damnnn it looks good (think johnny depp)
stupidmotherfuckerrr:
lexi is like my dream girl you guys dont even know
this girl is super and one day i’m going to show up at her target, buy some hello kitty plates and a lamp, and then i’ll sit at the target cafe area eating popcorn with my feet on the table reading a book until she realizes it’s me
but then again she works nights so i’ll have to break in but i...
blightedbydarkness:
not enough men with long hair
FACT FACT FACT
you were pretty until your 30 day photoshop trial...
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my hair needs to grow faster asap
i want the long hairs
gave up on smoking a cigarette, off to sleep
calmed down, thought, looked at the new lady gaga book, called myself an over dramatic cunt and then ate a pomegranate.
good night
kris always makes me laugh/feel good about myself a little it kind of makes me want to cry/laugh (,:
here's my plan
i’m lighting a piece of paper on fire using the stove, and the flame should last me roughly enough time to get out of the door and be outside to light my cigarette. if that doesn’t work, i’m going to have to i don’t even know murder someone maybe?
no guys remember i’m in a hotel room so i can’t exactly light my cigarette inside
i’m fucking making this into a habit again and i’m just going lower
and lower
and fucking lower
i feel my self getting angry instead of upset.
i used to cry, but now i just dig my nails into my palms, grit my teeth or bite my lip until it bleeds. i am so frustrated and fed up with myself. every time i see a mirror i want to punch it to see it shatter. fucking getting high...
god FUCKING damnit i need a FUCKING cigarette and i have a fucking cigarette but i don’t have a MOTHERFUCKING LIGHTER fucking fuck
i haven’t had one since christmas eve and i was going strong until tonight.
i fucking hate everything and i just want to kick the shit out of something
this is why i don’t bother to reach out to people, i’m never trying hard enough or whatever. like fuck it man, this just makes me want to be more of a hermit than ever. i try, for fucking once, and the response a slap to the fucking face.
whatever
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thatfuckingcrow:
imrealshit:
if i was invisible i’d go beat up a mime, the amount of applause he’d get would be pretty damn incredible, everyone would be so impressed.
u couldnt beat up a mime chill cuz
scuze me i could be violent sometimes, pack a few punches you know. i got kicked out of karate when i was six because i came in late to class with a bag full of panda express but you know...
if i was invisible i’d go beat up a mime, the amount of applause he’d get would be pretty damn incredible, everyone would be so impressed.
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life is just one big shit sandwich, and i think i...
“sometimes skulls are thick.
sometimes hearts are vacant.
sometimes words...”
– james frey
pretty much both of you are fucking CUNTS CUNTS I...
you both should just enjoy fucking the shit out of one another all the time, and while you’re at it, just annihilate both of yourselfs. i’m so glad that you decided to stop talking to me, and i’m so glad that i broke up with you because both of you have no respect for anyone if you treat other people the way both of you treat(ed) me.
i wish we had never met, i wish i...
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and all of a sudden my nose started bleeding all over my keyboard
Anonymous asked: yea so about that... i can't come off anon cause i don't have a tumblr lool i just like am friends with a chick who has a tumblr creepy post ladies thingy and i know of you through like kinda mutual friends and i saw your art one and somehow found this one and this sounds very creepy so kinda don't want you to know who i am because i'm really not that creepy just bored aand i...
Anonymous asked: ahaha shit thats what i'm gonna pretend i did, just send massart an i o u saying i'm in colorado i'll send you a really sick portfolio in 2 months cools? and they'll be like yessplease.
Anonymous asked: i go to a school right near mass art. the city is great, especially that part. (: